johnny got so drunk last night his dumbass got married to a bartender and he doesn t even remember it he wakes up in the morning to find a ring on his finger and juelz ventura coming out of the bathroom his new wife
paige needs to lay off the coffee stay away from the tattoo parlor reconsider her fashion sense realize that getting into porn just to try something new is a bad idea learn to masturbate so she doesn t look like a clueless twit when she s asked to do
when she doesn t answer he goes upstairs to the bathroom and he sees christie his girlfriend s friend taking a shower